Case Study
CHARLIE LIN
A deeply serious presentation about a deeply unserious person.
Before you dive into the chaos, this briefing keeps things buttoned up and respectable—just like Charlie (for the first scroll).
WHO IS CHARLIE?
A study in contradictions. A quiet storm. A man who will definitely ignore you and also definitely steal your fries.
Who are we?
We are charlie's friends
Who is charlie
A lover boy, the dark prince, and you grandmother, combined.
Charlie's Body Stats
Height
5'2"
Weight
106kg
Nose Diameter
π
Complexion
A cinematic, golden-hour glow.
Love Potential
Off the charts—dangerously charming.
WHY SHOULD YOU LOVE HIM?
IF YOU READ THIS FAR, YOU HAVE ALREADY LOVED HIM MORE THAN YOU THINK.
Proof of his abilities
He can lick hard.
The clear reflection
As you can see, he is black.
WHAT IS HIS RACE?
We can't confirm at this moment, but we can assure you his ancestry chart reads like a world tour—equal parts mystery and legend.
The clear reflection
As you can see, his big round nose reflects.
We suspect this might be him
The skin color matches.
DEEP DIVE INTO HIS NOSTRILS
Behind the thickness of his nose hair, might contain the love you need
This is what it looks like to have charlie kiss you
MUAAAAAA!
This is when he find out you have been cheating on him
He asked a question once. The world shuddered. The question remains unresolved. And the light from his nose blinds you.
THE CREATOR
Who built the myth? Who took the photo? Why are they so committed to documenting every ridiculous moment?
Signed, Sealed, Delivered
Meticulously assembled by the team who refuses to take anything too seriously.
PROOFS (CLASSIFIED)
We preserve evidence like archivists, but honestly, he just loves everyone back.
Classified Exhibit A
warm smile from gay guy
Classified Exhibit B
An affectionate moment, redacted for dramatic effect.
THE LUCAS CHRONICLES
Sometimes Charlie brings a special friend. The friend is named Lucas. And Lucas is not gay.
Charlie & Lucas, lucas is not gay
The evidence is diplomatic
THE QUESTION
So should you love him
Captured Confusion
我不建議
FINAL APPLICATION
Applications for Charlie's heart are open.
Closing Remarks
This is us again.
COUNTDOWN TO NOV 2: —
The World Waits
Charlie's birthday is coming up.